You’ve been sitting on a golf course, or a mountain, or a beach for who knows how long. Ages, that’s for sure. But is it decades, centuries, millennia? You have no perception of time beyond the way the wind and the rain and the earth around you has worn you down, slowly working your rough edges in polished curves. You sit, but mostly: you watch. You watch the world change around you. You watch the days pass. You prove that a simple existence can still be a meaningful one, no matter how much things change. Such is the life of a modern rock in Rock Simulator 2014.